psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

♥ 57407 — 13 minutes ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via mermaidpoots (source)

amyhartofeyyyy replied to your post: I WANT A CHOCOLATE BUNNY

SENDS U THE RUINS OF MINE i nibbled it a bit but it still has a butt

YES SEND ME UR BUNNY BUTT THIS IS URGENT

30 minutes ago on 20 Apr 2014

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

♥ 14084 — 37 minutes ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via skaarl (source)

selkee:

*two girls kiss*
straight people: i just think it’s so amazing that they would do that, you know. as friends
*two girls have sex*
straight people: female friendship is amazing
*two girls get married, buy a house, have some kids*
straight people: what better way to grow old than to do it with your best friend

♥ 50249 — 43 minutes ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via fifty-shades-of-neigh (source)

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

♥ 17373 — 44 minutes ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via lil-fangirl (source)

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

♥ 17469 — 45 minutes ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via susiron (source)
sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”


behold the happiest bear

My heart

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

♥ 272266 — 1 hour ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via amyhartofeyyyy (source)

panura:

the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t 

♥ 339868 — 1 hour ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via sonurah (source)
♥ 5545 — 1 hour ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via clippie (source)
scroogette inquired:

Wouldn't a paperclip dildo hurt

clippie:

it would only hurt the people who care about you

♥ 23 — 2 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via clippie

vinylspinner:

vinylspinner:

what if every time your butthole randomly itched it was because your soulmate was pooping 

write a book

♥ 12914 — 2 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via swarnpert (source)
♥ 302 — 2 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via peppermintrobot (source)

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

♥ 25676 — 2 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via cryfarting (source)