peppermintrobot inquired:

you have the world's cutest gf while I have the world's cutest bf, we have climbed this mountain to the top to be graced by such adorableness

IT IS TRUE THOUGH, TOGETHER WE ARE THE PRESIDENTS OF THE CUTEST PARTNERS CLUB

♥ 1 — 1 hour ago on 20 Sep 2014

Hello yes I just wished to inform you you have a v cute girlfried you probably already know this but I can confirm she is indeed, very cute.

IT’S TRUE THERE’S REALLY NOT A CUTER ONE ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND TBH i take pride in having World’s Cutest Gf and im glad people can acknowledge her status and also recognize how im the luckiest little gay to have ever gayed

♥ 3 — 1 hour ago on 20 Sep 2014

i just listened to my gf’s stupid recording and lost it again only this time i started choking on my spit HERE I AM CRINGING ON MY LIVING ROOM FLOOR HALF NAKED AND CHOKING ON SALIVA

♥ 2 — 1 hour ago on 20 Sep 2014

amyhartofeyyyy:

pepperbear:

important assignment: everyone go to vocaroo.com, record themselves saying “banana,” and post a link either in the pepperbear tag or in a reblog of this post

thank u for your cooperation, tumblr dot com

just for u sweetness <3

(i threw in a lil extra as well)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NaCVJ660o2

YOU DID NOTIORFDEKSJDEFBCJU

♥ 15 — 2 hours ago on 20 Sep 2014 — via amyhartofeyyyy (source)
pepperbear inquired:

the most worthwhile video ever uploaded to youtube, should get 5 mil hits (tyty ur an angel and im gonna elope with your voice)

luckythelab:

Hahah thanks!! I think?
this experiment made me very aware of how weirdly I say the word
And HEY you need to also say it!!! c:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xrXd9tICYH

♥ 6 — 2 hours ago on 20 Sep 2014 — via luckythelab
mintandroid inquired:

i was going to do the vocaroo thing and say banana but i couldnt stop giggling??? does trying count im sorry i did try//

NO DUDE DW I GET IT banana is a SILLY WORD OK so u totally do get an A for effort u precious bby (tho u could make it up to me by recording yourself saying “expand dong” and posting that instead………….) ((im jk cutie i’m sure i couldnt even pull that one off))

3 hours ago on 20 Sep 2014

omg four bananas (and one nanners) already UR ALL PRECIOUS BABIES U DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME

♥ 2 — 3 hours ago on 20 Sep 2014

important assignment: everyone go to vocaroo.com, record themselves saying “banana,” and post a link either in the pepperbear tag or in a reblog of this post

thank u for your cooperation, tumblr dot com

♥ 15 — 3 hours ago on 20 Sep 2014
fucken punk likes my roommate more than me

fucken punk likes my roommate more than me

♥ 16 — 13 hours ago on 20 Sep 2014
i finally determined my aesthetic

amyhartofeyyyy:

  • soft pastel gay dad
♥ 11 — 1 day ago on 19 Sep 2014 — via amyhartofeyyyy
♥ 12 — 1 day ago on 19 Sep 2014

amyhartofeyyyy:

pepperbear:

RECOMMENDED: ridiculously giggly drunken skype calls with your sweet nerd gf whose voice makes ur head swim more than the alcohol

reccommended: calling ur gf british insults while she runs around a room screaming

♥ 14 — 5 days ago on 15 Sep 2014 — via amyhartofeyyyy (source)

speaking of fixing up the apartment, i just unclogged both bathroom drains that were still backed up from the previous tennant’s nasty old hair stuck up in there. now i’m going to give the tub/shower the cleaning of its LIFE till i’m confident it’s clean enough to let the snake go for a swim :D

♥ 3 — 5 days ago on 15 Sep 2014
fluffy-wings inquired:

Are you now living alone? Thats so exciting!

not ‘alone’ per se, just out of my mother’s house for the first time, so yes, still exciting! i’m rooming with my best friend of about 16 years. he and i are sharing a cozy 1-bedroom apartment that’s a little rundown but rather than being complainers and waiting on maintenence we’re fixing it up ourselves (we both have a very sunny attitude about the place, even the bug problem) ;w;

♥ 7 — 5 days ago on 15 Sep 2014